Bahasa Indonesia lebih sederhana dibandingkan Bahasa Inggris

Iseng-iseng kurang kerjaan, berasa keren pake bahasa Inggris gitu kalo lagi mau makan ala-ala restoran Perancis atau Italia yang semua ingridients-nya wajib dijelasin satu-satu gitu, coba deh bayangin kalo menu-menu di restoran Indonesia isinya begini semua, bisa-bisa nafsu makan kita malah hilang semua!

English :
- Vintage Prendjak Tea 2011 with Organic Sugarcane Sugar Traditional Market + Indonesian Traditional Sushi covered by King Banana Leaves
- Americano Coffee with Jambi Vintage AAA Coffee served with fresh local cow milk, Fried Ambonese Banana with Bimoli Oil
- Malang's Apple, California's Papaya, Guava, Rose Apple, and Orange Yum mixed on Palm Sugar Sauce with Cayenne 


 Bahasa Indonesia :
- Teh Manis + Lemper
- Kopi Susu, Pisang Goreng
- Rujak!

Anda bisa lihat sendiri bagaimana efektiknya bangsa kita ini untuk hal order-mengorder makanan di restoran. Kalau Dee sih udah ilang nafsu makan, ribet amat mau pesen makanan namanya ngejelimet aneh-aneh! Apalagi buat yang hobby makan di warteg, pusing dah mau pesen makanannya! Alhasil yang jualan warteg pun bisa gulung tikar akibat keribetan dalam soal orderan para customernya. Padahal warteg kita sudah mengadopsi teknologi gadget tercanggih dari zaman dahulu kala, yaitu TOUCHSCREEN! Ga hanya restrictive atau capasitive, teknologi nya udah 'Touch on the Air', jadi kita tak harus langsung menyentuh layar! Tinggal tunjuk-tunjuk saja menu yang kita inginkan, makanan pun langsung tersedia! HAHAHA...

Udahan soal makanannya, soalnya baru makan ini, kalo dilanjutin nanti kebelet lapar lagi! Mari kita bandingkan bahasa Enggres dengan Bahasa Indonesia kita tercinta:

English : "Would you care to validate your previous statement?"
Indonesia : "Sumpeeee Lo?"

English : "Would you care to elaborate on your statement?"
Indonesia : "Maksud Lo?"


English : "There's 50:50 chance I can't attending your ceremony, I'm busy"
Indonesia : "Insya Allah dateng"


English : "The meeting will start at 9:00 AM, please be there 15minutes before the time"
Indonesia : "Meeting nya jam 8!"


English : "Please stop by our outlet, check our new collection, you will feel satisfied!"
Indonesia : "Boleh KAAKAAAK!"


English : "I've stumbled upon something that might be on interest to you. You might find it useful"
Indonesia : "Cekidot GAN!"

English : "I'm so overhelmed by this turn of event that I'm speechless and in awe"
Indonesia : "ANJRIT!"


English : "This is a very interesting topic that everybody should stay updated of this"
Indonesia : "SUNDUL GAN!"


English : "I definitely won't make it. You gusy go and have fun without me"
Indonesia : "Gw nyusul aja"


English :  "This is a normal situation and i would suggest you take it with a right mind"
Indonesia : "Santai coy!"


English : "I would appreciate an information on your credentials please"
Indonesia : " Situ okee?"


English : I have been waiting you. Could you tell me where are you?
Indonesia : "Dimana?"


English : "I can't hardly believe what you have done"
Indonesia : "Yaolooh!"

Begitulah kira-kira ilustrasi percakapan bahasa Indonesia dibandingkan dengan bahasa Inggris, yang mana yang  lebih simple? Anda bisa menentukan sendiri. :)